Dear....

As I go through my weeks, day after day, I always seem to find myself saying "Dear..." to a lot of different things in my life and telling them how I feel about the situation or the thing itself. I figured since I've been having a lot lately I might as well share some of them with you all....maybe ever a few apply to your life to.

DEAR....
...Bed, I love our date nights every night.
...Washer, please stop eating my socks.
...Raccoons, stay away from me...I refuse to give up my food to you.
...Homework, do yourself.
...Allergies, you're never welcome, so why do you always show up?
...Family, I love you.
...So Cal Drivers, why must you be so rude?
...People who Beat Their Wives, one day you'll get whats coming to you.
...Technology, you rock.
...White Trash TV, you make America look so awesome.
...Jesus, you are my savior.
...Men, learn to know we are always right and stop arguing.
...Day Planner, I would be lost without you.
...Food, you rock my world.
...Veggies, you taste awful.
...Politics, you're dumb sometimes.
...Books, I promise never to replace you with an electronic version of you.
...Rude People, you ruin my day with your bad outlook on the world...why is that necessary?
...Target, stop taking all my money.
...Girls Who Wear Uggs With Shorts, if it's warm enough for shorts the it's too hot for ugg boots.
...Gas Prices, go back down please.
...Gym, you are my sanctuary.
...Wind, you're cold and mess up my hair- therefore I don't enjoy your presence.
...Peer Pressure, you're the most annoying thing in the universe.
...Hitting Every Red Light as my Bladder is Going to Burst, I'm onto you and I know you plan these things.
...Bladder, grow a little would ya.
...Mel Gibson, I don't care what people say- you make good movies.
...People who Litter, why can't you wait till the trash? I just don't get it!


This is just a few that I think about often in my day to day life. :]
Hope you all enjoy them!

Happy Halloween! Next week be sure to check out my blog if you want to hear about my very festive Halloweenweekend! It's going to be a blast! And I have 4 different costumes, for four different festive events! :)
Everyone be safe!!
XOXOXO